Bad Tranny Brows
I sat at the bar at Cafe Iberico pondering what my next PPOTW post would be while waiting on some friends to arrive. It is usually much easier for me to draw on my pet peeves but I had such a good week this week I had a hard time finding my bitching muse. :)
The bartender returned with my strawberry mojito (which was REALLY good by the way) and I looked up to thank him. My inspiration was sitting on his face. He had these awful over groomed, over arched, and just strangely placed eyebrows. They sat too high on his forehead and looked like they had been drawn on with a Sharpy. I’m not sure what his goal was, but I should NEVER look at a guy and think ‘wow, he has such pretty brows’ OR ’wow, he looks both prissy and surprised’. Grooming aside, I like men to look like men.
People that talk to me all the time know that I complain about this profusely. I like a well groomed man as much as the next girl but guys – if you ever ever make me think of Pamela Anderson, Bret Michaels, Carrot Top, Rupaul, or Fergie – please steer out of my way because you will be the subject of my ridicule. I didn’t ridicule the bartender, Mr. Tranny Brows (at least not to his face) but I couldn’t look away from the train-wreck despite my efforts. In my search of examples of said train-wrecks, I found this post and derived much joy from laughing at the dumb things people do to their faces. At least Mr. Tranny Brows is not alone in the world.
End rant.
By the way Kevin, Jen, and Nat – I had a great time last night. We should do it more often